When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

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letsgetonwithit:

[FEELINGS FOR VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS INTENSIFY]

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

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