nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

refreshes:

plans for the summer;

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tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire  

tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire  

(Source: nookling)

(Source: iamdonald)

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Person: *reblogs my post*
Me: oh thank god they still follow me

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles)

cakejam:

:(

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)

lustern:

is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

(Source: punkwarren)

every white drama movie ever

kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.