sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(Source: ronswansoning)

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

(Source: leaveatrail)

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

(Source: lesbiandemon)

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts)

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]