voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

me: ohHHHHHHH h I KNOW THIS SONG
me: I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
me: THIS IS SO GOOD
me: I LOVE THIS SONG
me: what's it called

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

image

(Source: tornater)

(Source: owned-online)

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

(Source: memewhore)

bourgeoizee:

i hate every capitalist i see

from bourgeois A to bourgeoisie 

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

sneakyfeets:

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

Wow. Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. BLESS.

A girl at my old school did the same thing as this and holy shit I was in love with her all up through senior year

(Source: mahaldaddy)

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.